Random Darth Plagueis Thought

[unspeakablehorror]

Was thinking about a different format for the "have you ever heard the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise..." speech if it was converted to some sort of tacky Holonet ad.  I'm thinking it would say something like 'Sith Lord learns this one weird trick to create life and save the ones he cares about from dying.  Jedi hate him!'

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taking this excellent joke too seriously

[rugessnome]

I mean honestly the Jedi would hate him for being a Sith regardless. I think you could be a bunny keeping pacifist farmer and if you said you were a Sith most Jedi would still hate you.

(...I wonder if the Baneite Sith could cope and sort of coexist if the Jedi were reduced to one person who was such a pacifist farmer, or if mutually assured destruction is inevitable.)

Whereas I suspect most dermatologists probably have less hate towards the person featuring in the usual ads and more "...why must you peddle snake oil?"

unfortunately this particular take on the ad/meme also reminds me of persecution complexes in some christians similar to ones I used to be around. considering, after all, that mere belief is ...kinda a weird trick objectively.

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[rugessnome]

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