Darth Plagueis' Science Show

[unspeakablehorror]

Sometimes I just crave a character who expresses their enthusium for science with horrific science experiments. And that's why Darth Plagueis is one of my favorite characters.  No pretension of ethical integrity, just all of that starry-eyed fascination with discovering how things work while coldly stabbing people to death. I feel like if Plagueis had become Emperor, he'd be doing a weekly science show. Like one of those shows where the goal is clearly to educate young children and inculate them in the joys of science, but he starts each episode by, like, stabbing someone in heart or something. Then he's like 'Welcome, welcome, to another episode of Mysterious Biology! Today we'll examine this intriguing specimen's midichlorians as they slowly drain out of him. Can you say midi-clor-ians? They're the powerhouse of the cell...'