Expectation-Setting

[unspeakablehorror]

I'm preparing my low expectations to avoid being disappointed with episode IX.  I need to come up with something suitably ridiculous to imagine. Eg:

The entirety of IX is just a close-up of the thala-siren sitting on the Ahch-To beach.  All of the trailer scenes and promotional photoshoots are cut for this.

Did I set my expectations low enough yet? Time will tell...